look at the winter soldier’s little glove though this guy is scraping his bitching metal arm all over the pavement that glove doesnt even have fingers its not protecting shit it’s a 100% aesthetic choice scientists are like “but what if we made him like 20% more badass” “good showing charles, lets give him punk rock hair while we’re at it”
So PotC 5 has a release date of 2017. I would love to be optimistic about this but…
Nrgl. I dunno, are you guys willing to bring back the Black Pearl crew and stop shoehorning in weird romantic subplots? Are you willing to go back to basics and forego having an entire movie plot driven by supernatural elements? Are you willing to make a summer blockbuster that doesn’t feel like a Disney channel original movie from 2006?
Meanwhile, I’ll write the script for a Space Mountain movie for, like, ten bucks.
Okay, ten bucks and a six-pack of Guinness.
I will give you multiple six-packs if you write the script while drinking them.
"We have to go!"
"Go? Go where, Professor?!"
"To Space… Mountain!"
"Space… Professor that doesn’t make any sense at-"
"YOU SUCH YOUR GODDAMN YAP. SPACE MOUNTAIN. YES. DID I MENTION I’M A PROFESSOR?"
Starring Patton Oswalt as Professor Space, and Maria Bamford as Space Girl.
can we have a space dude to be the alien damsel in distress?